Lose a nose stud or two
Where does it go
The office black hole floor
Drop the phone and lose the battery
Where did it go
The office black hole floor
Find a penny but lose a pound
Where does it go
The office black hole floor
My favourite pen, where has it gone
But of course
The office black hole floor
I slip and fall and twist and turn
But where am I sinking
Through the office black hole floor
There, piled like treasure
My favourite pen, nose stud and pennies galore
Beneath the office black hole floor
Now
How do I get back to the office.